Rejoice!

Are you tired of the endless, exhausting search for comfortable and flattering pants? Tired of the way most styles enhance your worst features while doing absolutely nothing to highlight the positive? Do you wonder why clothing manufacturers are convinced that the average woman has the hips of a 12 year old boy and legs that resemble nothing other than a pair of chopsticks? Then rejoice, Oh, Women of the World! Oh ye owner of child-bearing hips, saddle-bagged thighs and of the mysteriously flattening bum. No more will you suffer the embarrassment of muffin-top or sausage legs. No longer will you collapse in tears underneath the cellulite enhancing store lighting on the dressing room floor after seeing yet another pair of trousers instantly transform you into, gasp! Your mother!! I proudly introduce you to the da-da-da-DA... Ann Taylor Signature Fit pant!! I bought a pair yesterday and may never wear anything else. Errr...any other type of pants/jeans/trousers, that is. Get you some!!