Would you like to buy some cookies?

Your Mission: To drain the pocketbooks and accounts of all cash and spare change of neighbors, co-workers, friends and family to fund Bridging Ceremony trip over the Golden State Bridge.

Outline: Push sugary, crunchy treats on all unsuspecting and gullible individuals by bringing emotions and sensations such as guilt and hunger to the fore of their conciousness. This is best accomplished by the use of 1: Puppy dog eyes, 2: two words. Thin Mints, and 3: Showing up unexpectedly at their doorstep, order form in hand and aforementioned Puppy dog eyes. Should these techniques fail you, allow a single tear to slide down your cheek whenever a potential sucker, er, "customer" says no. This is guaranteed to destroy whatever resistance (which, as we know, is futile)they may have and cash will surely flow.



Consider your mission accomplished once every citizen around you is up to their ears in cookies and suffering from hallucinations and tooth aches due to an overload of sugar, dextrose, and invert sugar. Good luck and God bless, Troops!!